Ninjas

Ninja don't get along with golfers. Golfers really are the devil, and the ninja know this.


Ninja don't sweat.


Bullets can't kill a ninja.


Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless.


Ninja never wear headbands with "ninja" printed on them.


Ninja can breath underwater anytime they want.


Ninja can change clothes in 1 second.


Ninja don't smoke, but they do use smoke bombs.


Ninja always land on their feet.


Ninja invented the internet.


Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom.


Ninja always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin.


Ninja don't play sports.


Ninja can crush golfballs with 2 fingers


Ninja have a bad temper when they lose at anything. They will usually cut off the winners head before they have time to gloat.


Ninja lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway.


Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. Always. Curves are for girls.


Ninja flatulence is 10 times more deadly then that of a regular human. (By eating a special diet ninja can also turn their gas into talcum powder)