Roxio is going to change their name to Napster

LOS ANGELES, Aug 9 (Reuters) - Roxio Inc. ) said on Monday it would change its name to Napster and focus on the money-losing online digital music service, selling its profitable CD and DVD software division to Sonic Solutions for $80 million.

To this a slashdot reader responds, "Maybe they're evil board members from a parallel universe (with goatees of course, how else could we tell them apart?). They're trying to make the company SO unprofitable it will generate anti-cash , which of course is worth a fortune in their home universe... "

I almost died laughing after reading that, in light of the situation at the company I used to work for.