Goddamn it..........

I swear if one more goddamned asshatted dorksock fucks shit up for my department, without giving
us the chance to do it ourselves, I'm going to go slap some of them around with a huge greasy
salmon. Then I will flip out like a ninja and jumpkick their nuts through their spine.

They decided to play musical chairs on friday and swap all the offices around. They let every other
goddamned department know, except MIS. The people that need to repunch the phone connects and make
sure the network jack is live so the PC can get the ever-important email and internet access. This
morning I had the VP of HR breathing down our necks to get her office up and operational. Of course,
they told everyone except us. They thought the other guy would coordinate the other departments
duties. Oh fucking well I guess.

This is the type of bullshit I have to deal with almost daily. Fuckers expecting others to do the job
of other departments or thinking we'll just magically know when someone switches offices or cubes and
run down there with a hop in our step to get their moves done. They should question their assumptions.
At the Base (my last job) we requiredno less than 2 weeks for any kind of move or change.
Two motherfucking weeks. Here we're lucky if we get 15 minutes notice. Usually its the situation we
have today where they're "waiting for MIS" to do their changes. Well FUCK THAT. I can't wait until
they FINALLY get those policies and procedures in place so we can have time to do shit
(like everyone else) rather than rushing through everything and making mistakes because we're rushing.

The pendulum swings.

Shit........you know what time it is now?

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