Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, alright. We got 411 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper Edelbrock intakes, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle. -Wooderson, Dazed and Confused


Here's some advice: When I walk into work, don't fucking bark orders at me. ESPECIALLY if you are not my manager OR not even in my goddamned department. Long story short, this happened this morning, about an hour before I flip the "I now care" switch.

The rest of the day went fairly well. Some hiccups with the DNS servers and what-not. Fairly typical around these parts.

After work I called the mofo's and we decided to chill and watch movies at RobnKaren's. Lord of the Mahfakken Rings D.