Ripped this from Paul......
| Disorder | Rating |
| Paranoid: | Low |
| Schizoid: | Moderate |
| Schizotypal: | Low |
| Antisocial: | Low |
| Borderline: | Low |
| Histrionic: | Low |
| Narcissistic: | Moderate |
| Avoidant: | Low |
| Dependent: | Low |
| Obsessive-Compulsive: | High |
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LOL!.................this is a great story.
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So you guys know I almost never use the phrase OWNED but today was just toooooo good.
I have a pair of Maui Jim sunglasses; polycarbonate scratch-resistant, polarized lenses, titanium, hinge-less frames, light as a feather and they look damn good on me. Well, G was sassing me about the cost, (I paid $300 for them - lifetime replacement warranty). The last thing she said was....
"I can't believe you paid $300 for a pair of glasses!!!"
Just as she finished that sentence she opens the closet in the bedroom and what falls out?
5 Louis Vuitton bags in various sizes. ALL AUTHENTIC! The largest one cost $800 and the wallet inside cost $150.
I really didn't have to say anything after that but as she was putting the bags back she said, "But those glasses make you look so fine."
Hawaii 5-OWNED
(09:06:19) RRLS10: dude
(09:06:27) RRLS10: im now a member of the regressive party
(09:06:27) RRLS10: http://www.maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=regressive
(09:09:24) eDfrOmMEsa: hmm
(09:09:54) eDfrOmMEsa: while i really really really like this part; Vampire hunting will be a government sanctioned profession.
(09:10:08) eDfrOmMEsa: what will i listen too whilst killing vampires if ska is banned?
(09:10:24) RRLS10: I see your point.
(09:10:25) RRLS10: hmmmm
(09:10:44) RRLS10: killing vampires to a nice 4/4 upbeat does sound appealing
(09:10:53) eDfrOmMEsa: see what i'm sayin?
(09:11:14) eDfrOmMEsa: and what is a better victory dance to the death of a vampire than a nice hard skank
(09:12:47) RRLS10: I do, however, like his views on women voting
(09:12:55) RRLS10: that he has me latched in
(09:13:06) eDfrOmMEsa: yes
(09:13:13) RRLS10: it almost completely makes up for the lack of ska during vampire slaying
(09:13:19) eDfrOmMEsa: that is a good measure of his resolve
(09:29:10) RRLS10: aye
Moving = done.
Not too much of a hassle. Mostly just the damn stairs. My OCD didn't kick in enough for me to count them though. hehehe
The idiot building owners saw it fit to NOT get an additional dumpster for the remodeling they were doing in the front 3bdrm unit, so we were forced to put all the trash from cleaning Sheila's place next to the mini-everyday-use-dumpster. That was sort of shitty, but hell, we're not going back there. hehe
Our place is at near critical mass with the amount of boxes we have packed in there. The migration to the storage unit will happen shortly. We both have to go through our stuff and see what's worth keeping. I'm going to be tossing a bunch of shit out as well as ebaying the worthless junk I inherited from the Base.
They're for sale. Proceeds go to MJF's Parkinson's Research Foundation.
http://www.cafepress.com/mjfblur
Top 11 RPG Office Supplies
11. Striped Tie of Resist Management
10. Mouse of Negate Firewall
9. Large Potion of Replenish Toner
8. Blinking Hub of Brilliance
7. Rusty Wand of Postpone Deadline
6. Potion of Manager Detection
5. Amulet of Blame Reflection
4. Ring of Pager Control
3. Scroll of Create Intern
2. Coffee Cup of Holding
1. Wand of Project Cancellation
I gotta talk to Rob about the drop/chance % on #5.............everyone around here has that item. It needs to be more scarce, like worth 2 flawed skulls instead of 3 small mana potions.
Fuckin wiring.
The LAN at work went crazy again for the second time. People couldn't get IP's from either of my 2 DHCP servers. They couldn't access shit. I checked everything, bounced 2 switches and everything was fine from then on.
My boss and I have come to the conclusion that the wiring in this building is sooooooo FUCKED, that we'll never be able to get full efficiency from it. Too many bundles of cables just machete'd and resulting dead patch panel ports for us to go through and weed out. I'd say we have probably 250 ports on our panels that are dead, just cause when the folks wanted to remodel, they axed the bundles and didn't tell us until they needed new jacks in the walls, at which time, we called our cable guys out and had them drop $6000 worth of jacks and runs into the walls.
Fuckasses.
(13:18:40) RRLS10: Goddamn beaners
(13:18:51) eDfrOmMEsa: lol
(13:18:58) eDfrOmMEsa: enough said. hahaha
(13:19:08) RRLS10: hahaha
(13:19:21) RRLS10: I took some shit to the public dump
(13:19:27) eDfrOmMEsa: aww yeah
(13:19:35) RRLS10: started emptying the truck in the wrong spot
(13:19:40) RRLS10: cause I dont speak beaner
(13:19:43) eDfrOmMEsa: haha
(13:19:50) RRLS10: and this beaner comes over and starts getting pissed
(13:20:02) RRLS10: at this point all I had emptied was an old matress and box spring.
(13:20:07) RRLS10: so I get back in the truck
(13:20:20) RRLS10: and I say "WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO EMPTY?!"
(13:20:34) RRLS10: he just does some hand motion with his wand thingy
(13:20:49) eDfrOmMEsa: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN IN ENGLISH, BEANER!
(13:21:05) RRLS10: no shit
(13:21:10) RRLS10: fuckin beaners
Motherfuckers need to learn english. Motherfuckers need to stop hiring motherfuckers, that deal with the public, who can't speak english.
Yup...........she's doing the shopping.
Sheila just showed me the latest receipt from when she went shopping with her coupons from the sunday paper.
Original total: $61
Final total after coupons and club savings: $25
(09:05:57) RRLS10: dude
(09:06:01) RRLS10: I went to costco
(09:06:09) eDfrOmMEsa: mmm costco
(09:06:15) RRLS10: they had Oxyclean in 5 gallon buckets
(09:06:23) eDfrOmMEsa: my mom bought one
(09:06:25) eDfrOmMEsa: heh
(09:06:26) RRLS10: or maybe it was 2 gallons
(09:06:34) RRLS10: but then I saw the best thing ever
(09:06:40) eDfrOmMEsa: yeah it's like 2 or 3 gallons
(09:06:40) RRLS10: a gallon of mustard
(09:06:43) eDfrOmMEsa: !
(09:06:49) RRLS10: and this gallon of mustard
(09:06:54) RRLS10: was $3
(09:07:03) eDfrOmMEsa: mustard wrastlin
(09:07:07) RRLS10: so much goodness, so little money
(09:07:29) RRLS10: so when someone asks me "how much is happiness?"
(09:07:38) RRLS10: I can now answer, "$3"
(09:09:57) eDfrOmMEsa: lol
I commemorating the 10th anniversary of Kurt Cobain's death by...
.....doing what his wife has done.
Going on a 4 week heroin binge, getting pissed when the preppy jr high rejects your repossessed daughter's application and screaming "fuck the world" at the top of my burnt out media-whorish lungs.
Here's a glorious tidbit:
Kurt Loder: Was it really you who created the "Free Frances Bean" T-shirt?
Maynard James Keenan: Oh, yeah, back in '96, '97. Everybody at that time was trying to get us to do all these benefit shows — you know, like "Free Tibet." And I was like, "I'm gonna have my own platform: Free Frances Bean." Because just watching the tornado that is her mother, my first thought was, "Oh my God, how is Frances Bean gonna survive this insanity?" Because artists can be extremely eccentric and insane, and unfortunately, the people they hurt the most are the people that are closest to them. The shirt was kind of a flippant joke, and then it just spiraled out of control — everyone wanted them, and I was giving them away. Courtney hates me. She called me a media whore once. Isn't that great? I have the distinction of being called a media whore by Courtney Love.
DAMN YOU KEVIN AND BEAN!
How could you let that name dropping trendy bastard, Stryker, take over your show on KROQ. I'm going to cry myself to sleep tonight.
(09:23:14) RRLS10: this is the worst thing I have ever seen
(09:23:14) RRLS10: http://loonyboi.com/if/quake/index.htm
(09:23:48) eDfrOmMEsa: wtf
(09:23:56) RRLS10: text based quake
(09:24:03) eDfrOmMEsa: that is fuggin gay
(09:24:07) RRLS10: *shoots self in groin*
(09:24:07) eDfrOmMEsa: like
(09:24:14) eDfrOmMEsa: to the n'th degree
(09:24:38) RRLS10: *goes back to farting darkness*
(09:24:42) eDfrOmMEsa: hahaha
