Calmer 'n you are.

Saturday, May 29, 2004

The phone saga continues......

I got a "Fox and Hound" wiretracing device from my friend today. Activated the "hound" and then went to the phone box where my line comes in. Touched the "fox" to the wiring I thought was mine and sure as shit, I got tone from the hound. Son of a bitch, I was right all along. Now comes the hard part. I hooked up a phone and tried to get dialtone, still no dice. Then I tried putting everything back and hooking my phone back up to the jack in the house. Busted out the celly and called, no ring on my home phone. SHIT. This is what is keeping me from ditching cable and getting DirecTV installed. I need a phone line for each receiver. FUCK.

Good news is, my uncle (landlord) ordered a new Telephone Network Interface box, and we'll probably install it next week. I guess we'll find out if that works. *sigh*

The saga continues....

Friday, May 28, 2004

The Hardcore Punk Mobile

"Hang one above your baby's crib, let the mobile sing death metal lullabies to send your newborn into slumber. COMING SOON!"

Pic here!

Thursday, May 27, 2004

My Battle Cry

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Sprinting across the freeway, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Randy Lovin! And he gives a mighty cry:

"I'm going to brutalize you in such an inhumane manner, you will wake up from the Matrix!!!"

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LOL!.............it reminds me of "Get off the lawn" with Will Ferrel.

"I'm going to downsize your face with a shovel!"

Damn you MS and your single threaded processes.

I have this 111Gb Exchange database on a fresh machine. Dual 3.06Ghz HT Xeons with 4Gb RAM and 536Gb of RAID5 disk. I'm running ESEUTIL to verify the integrity/repair/defrag and it should take about 40-70 hours to run. Well, while it was running I brought up the Task Manager and saw one proc slammed at 100% usage while the remaining 3 procs (1 real, 2 virtual) are idle. It appears that they haven't changed this utility since Exchange 5.5. Dicks.

Wednesday, May 26, 2004

"Outsourcing", "Consultants"...........those asshats.

I swear, I think some people around here get off by playing tour guide to these guns for hire. I (obviously) come from the school of thought where "your company is only as good as the employees" and when most of your "employees" are employed by another company that you have a contract with, there is a distinct lack of accountability.

I take pride in my work, as I'm sure this slew of counsultants do, but it's different. With pride comes loyalty. How can one be loyal to a company when their success doesn't have any bearing on the ultimate success in the company? They're only vested as far as their contract stipulates. Even then, there's usually no clause saying, "If shit breaks, the burdens on you." What is the company going to do? Sue to get their money back? Don't even get me started on that subject.....

I mean, hell, come to think of it, I think there's one department/sub-department in this company that serves only one purpose: To hire and facilitate outsourced manpower. That's all they do. I get requests from this dept constantly asking for "access for this person", "a PC setup for that person", "setup a VPN connection for this person", etc.

I guess it wouldn't bother me so much if our department was given the chance to perform the "magic" that the freelancers seem to be able to weild with such proficiency. The fact of the matter is, we get to clean up the mess these assholes make. They "integrate" the new app/whatever with our system/whatever and then train ONE PERSON how to support it, then the mercs leave. Pats on the back all around for the "supervisors" on our payroll. They get major kudos and promotions while my department sits here stagnant and/or receding because of the EXTREME lack of motivation and faith actions like these instill.

Ah well, one can only do their best. Company loyalty is a concept that has faded. The companies that promote loyalty are successful, the one's that don't can still be, but you won't find anyone at those companies that will say they're proud to work there.

Friday, May 21, 2004

Iced Tea

I'm going to make myself a nice frosty pitcher of glorious fresh brewed Iced Tea tomorrow. Then I'm going to put my cat on a leash (make it act like a dog) and make it lay on the floor next to me while I sit in a rocker on the front porch and drink my delicious glass of Iced Tea. Then I'll fetch an 18" long stalk of grass from the yard and use it to swat gnats and flies as they attempt to harass me.

It will be awesome.

RobnKaren rock.

Thursday, May 20, 2004

I added a Slashdot feed

Enjoy the glorious geek news.

The Onion | New Prescription-Only Sandwich Extra Delicious

The Onion | New Prescription-Only Sandwich Extra Delicious

I almost peed.

Tuesday, May 18, 2004

"The six deadbolt theory"

Install six deadbolt locks on your front door, but only lock 3 at any one time. The theory is that the burglar is going to try all 6, thereby "locking" 3 and unlocking 3. So when he gets number 6 unlocked, he thinks he's in and then, *buzzer sound*, no dice.

Never heard it 'til I read it on /.

Interesting at least. It sounds good until the mofo breaks a window to get in.

Monday, May 17, 2004

"Jerkstation"

I just made it up. Tiz a glorious word.

Definition: "It's what a luser 'works' on"

Decisions, Decisions, Decisions

Contender #1:

Pros:

More $$$
I'll be working in an established team.
I'll be working with people I know.
I'll be working on systems that are new and need overhauling.
Network is Cisco from top to bottom.
Position is guaranteed.

Cons:

The fucking commute from hell.
I'll be working with people that I know can be unpredictable.
Instability in the market.
Retail rollercoaster.

Contender#2:

Pros:

Exciting environment.
Established company with an almost guaranteed success on the horizon.
Possibility of bonii.
Friend works there already.
Short commute.

Cons:

New boss.
New Team.
Unknown systems and political climate.
Unknown expectations.

I'll be updating this as I come up with more, but for now, there's my 5 minute brain dump of the possibilities.

Sunday, May 16, 2004

NASCAR 3D at IMAX

I went and saw this yesterday. Twas fuckin awesome. Completely worth the $10 admission.

Thursday, May 13, 2004

Stop Eating Poop

Read the customer reviews.

They're fantastic!

Tuesday, May 11, 2004

IT'S A COMEDY GOLDMINE!

From the folks that brought you You're the man now dog!

Some good ones:

Will

DURK UHH DURRR!

Wow...........here's something I don't recommend.

I don't recommend drinking an entire bottle of wine in the timespan of an hour and a half or so.

"It'll get ya drunk!" -Sam L Jackson

Yeah, did that lastnight, had to call in sick today cause I also missed a dose of medication.

Grade A tard right here. I should work at Wal*Mart.

Monday, May 10, 2004

I think this thing has "Comments" activated now...........Comment away!

HAVE FUN!

I changed the "Look and feel".

How's it "look and feel"?

Oh man...........I forgot how funny this shit was.



I'm surprised Chris still talks to me. I was such an asshole!

EVIDENCE!

Whoa.............Blogger.com changed up their UI. Very very nice.


Anyhoo.....some quick synonyms.

"Working without a net", "Nuts swinging in the breeze","Ass in the shark tank", "My job now that there's nobody here to back me up if shit hits the fan".

Wednesday, May 05, 2004

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

It gets even richer!

NOW, they want to standardize PC and phone hardware! Hello February 2003! We were trying to do this when we were putting in another app that deals with allocation of PCs, phones, and phone/network connectivity. But now, all of the sudden, after the other folks left, people that would have been valuable during this sort of project, THEY WANT TO TACKLE IT. But here's the clincher.

Early last year we wanted VP's, Directors, Managers and Leads to give us a list of a standard load out on PC and telephone equipment. Well, everyone was "too busy" and this "wasn't important", even though the VP of my department and my manager were stressing the importance of streamlining the equipment/connection allocation process and how much more efficient it would be if we had a system in place. That had NO EFFECT WHATSOEVER.

NOW, our "acting VP" would like us to re-address the issue. Instead of getting load out recommendations from the users, we get to make them up ourselves. Normally, this kind of control would be welcomed and appreciated. Not right now though. This is exactly the kind of political nightmare that could start the "grab bag" mentality all over again. Sure, we can setup policies and standards for what we think the average user at each job description would need, but what happens when their "wants" don't meet within our load out guidelines? That's correct.............a constant stream of one-off special requests. Similar to what we had before, ONLY now...........No PC Support Manager, and No VP/CIO.

Time to dustoff the body armor and load the rifle for bear.

Tuesday, May 04, 2004

(14:34:17) RRLS10: Oh dude
(14:34:20) RRLS10: Im fuming
(14:34:20) RRLS10: haha
(14:34:23) RRLS10: this is bullshit
(14:34:24) eDfrOmMEsa: what happened?
(14:34:32) eDfrOmMEsa: i can come down there and bust some heads
(14:34:34) RRLS10: had a meeting with my new "manager"
(14:34:39) RRLS10: he said the new "acting CIO"
(14:34:46) RRLS10: had some requests of us
(14:34:57) RRLS10: and almost all of them were cool except one
(14:35:04) eDfrOmMEsa: dress code?
(14:35:04) RRLS10: "We need you to be neater"
(14:35:13) RRLS10: as far as our work area is concerened
(14:35:21) eDfrOmMEsa: hahaha
(14:35:21) RRLS10: and the place we store our equipment
(14:35:41) eDfrOmMEsa:
(14:35:45) RRLS10: Im like, "our fucking VP left, and all you can think about is "whoa, this place is a mess" "
(14:35:51) RRLS10: You have to be kidding me
(14:35:57) eDfrOmMEsa: no shit man
(14:36:03) RRLS10: Guess what asshole?!?!
(14:36:04) eDfrOmMEsa: there are bigger fish to fry, imo
(14:36:16) RRLS10: my cube is a mess because I ACTUALLY FUCKING DO WORK IN IT!
(14:36:23) RRLS10: Not cause I love the mess!
(14:36:31) eDfrOmMEsa: hahah
(14:36:33) eDfrOmMEsa: you should be like
(14:36:37) RRLS10: they want us to clean up the back area
(14:36:42) RRLS10: where we store all our crap
(14:36:49) eDfrOmMEsa: yeah i can't do that because i really like scouring for hours to find papers burried under real actuall work
(14:36:49) RRLS10: its like 99% cardboard
(14:37:01) RRLS10: I havent been back there in 6 months
(14:37:25) RRLS10: afaic, they can get mexicans to go throw all that shit away, and leave anything that is sealed in a box alone.
(14:37:30) RRLS10: cripes
(14:37:33) RRLS10: this is just too much
(14:38:20) eDfrOmMEsa: man, i can't believe mike and scott just left
(14:38:20) eDfrOmMEsa: heh
(14:38:26) RRLS10: haha
(14:38:30) RRLS10: good shit eh?
(14:38:37) eDfrOmMEsa: no shit
(14:38:38) RRLS10: this is the kind of crap I have to put up with now
(14:38:53) RRLS10: "we're going to pay you X amount to THROW AWAY FUCKING CARDBOARD"

Sweet! About $300,000-350,000 in annual salaries being used to CLEAN UP TRASH. What a fine FINE use of human resources.




Monday, May 03, 2004

I feel a space invaders port coming on. Rob get on it. ASAP